Anyone want an afghan?

[lydy]

So, I started crocheting, again. It's been some years, but I seem to have gotten over my weird issue, and I'm currently working on a hose cozy because it's easy.

I like making afghans. They're easy, forgiving, and fun. There are a lot of interesting patterns. The problem is that those fuckers are bulky. Which means that every household has a maximum number of afghans that can reasonably fit in it. Our household is pretty well saturated, as are the households of a number of my friends. I had switched to doilies because while a doily is even less useful than yet-another-afghan, you can fit an awful lot of them in a drawer. However, I'm sufficiently rusty that I don't want to tackle a doily at the moment. They are a lot more technically challenging. So, afghan it is.

I'd like to give it to someone who has some use for it. If all you want to do is stick it in a drawer, that's actually kind of boring. But you know, as bedding for a dog kennel is a perfectly reasonable use.

Let's be clear on what I'm offering. It will be a hand-made afghan from a pattern in acrylic yarn. It will not be a work of art. It will be a lot more like a giant paint-by-number project. There is almost no creativity involved. Also, don't get all romantic about hand-made. What hand-made means is that it will take a long time, and will have visible mistakes. It is extremely unlikely to be symmetrical. Usually, my afghans are a bit wider at the bottom than the top, assuming they're worked in one piece. Acrylic yarn is wonderfully forgiving, and doesn't stain easily. If your cat throws up on it or your dog pees on it, toss it in the washing machine on hot, dry it on high, and it's probably as good as it was before. On the other hand, it's fucking plastic, and doesn't breathe all that well, so not a tactile wonderland, either. I use reasonable quality yarn, so it won't be unacceptably rough or tacky feeling, but it won't feel like silk or wool, either. It will have cat hair crocheted into it. No help for that. However, once laundered, the dander should be removed, so in all most likelihood, even if you are allergic, that will take care of that problem. It may well have strands of my hair crocheted into it, too. It's not just my cats that shed. I haven't chosen the pattern yet, and I'm terrible at colors, so if that matters to you, you need to volunteer and give me input before I buy my supplies. If you live in the Twin Cities, I'm happy to deliver it. If it needs to be mailed to you, I can do that, but you need to pay for the postage.

Please don't offer to pay me. This is for fun. I do this because I like it. My time is way more valuable to me than what you can offer. (Seriously, if you paid me $10 an hour, which is totally not enough, and paid for materials, the fucker would cost more than $200, and it is really, really not worth it.) Moreover, the quality you are going to get is not the quality one would expect from something that cost more than, you know, free.

Mean time, back to my hose cozy. Which is coming along nicely.

Comments

[quility.livejournal.com]

I could totally use an afghan. I have misplaced one of the lap blankets that lives on the couch. And we have more ppl hanging out on our couches than we used to... so making sure there are at least 2 lap blankets would be a Good Thing.

Tho I don't want to jump in line. I do not Need another lap blanket. I will not go cold. If someone else is higher in line - I'm totally good with that. But count me as interested. :) Thank you for the detailed description of what to expect. I really hope I get cat and Lydy hairs. :)

I'm happy to give input on color if I'm top of the line.

Yay useful hobbies and generous friends! :)

[redbird]

What is a hose cozy? Just a narrow tube?

[naomikritzer]

I would love an afghan to wrap up in on chilly days while writing or watching TV. I've actually considered buying a crocheted afghan from a thrift shop. (I have lots of fleece throws but they have less character.)

It looks like this one is spoken for but if you make another one you don't wish to keep...

[thursdaysisters.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you crochet for music based on an SPN prompt.

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

You can add us to the line, should you care to go on working on these. We are trying not to use the heat more than we have to. (And that will not have changed by next fall, I'm sure, so time is not critical.)

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

For future reference, there's various charities that take handmade blankets for kids. And for the name if not terribly practical, there's also Afghans for Afghans (natural fibers only).

[(Anonymous)]

Happy Birthday Lydia! I love you and your squishy brain. I love your ability to use words. I think you are a very clever woman with many gifts. I hope you had a lovely birthday. ~anna li