Pro Tip

Do not hit on a girl who is required by her profession to be polite and pleasant to you. It is borderline creepy. Should you in fact make this mistake, do not compound it by assuming that her responding politely and pleasantly is in fact a come on when it is actually her attempt to keep her job. Issuing the same invitation upwards of five times and being refused each time is definitely creepy. But absolutely under no circumstances whatsoever should you tell this person about how often you have sex with your spouse. You have now gone from creepy to someone who needs to have a note in their file advising that you should not have a female tech ever again.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

P.S. I am sorry that you cannot remember your area code, but in point of fact, in order to use our phone system, you must dial all ten digits, and no, I don't know what your area code is, so stop yelling at me.