Christmas Corpse Count

My mother sent me two more little dead people! I now have, in addition to "Toast Out with a Fork", "Drive Around the Boom Gates at a Level Crossing" and "Stand Too Close to a Train Station Platform." The latter two also sing. If you press them in the right place (or roll over on them in bed), they sing the chorus. Since there are two of them, you can make them sing the chorus in the round. Which I do not advise. They are very fine, and they came with book marks, as well. They were also tied down to little platforms, but I cut them loose, as the goal is to litter my entire bed with little dead, mutilated people.

Eighteen more to go!