Fucking crap

[lydy]

On the long, long list of things that I truly hate, right up there with human cruelty, is cough syrup. Especially cherry-flavored cough syrup, but pretty much any cough syrup. Me and cough syrup go back a long way, and it isn't pretty. At its very best, it upsets my stomach and makes me cross. Also on the list of things I hate is sleeping sitting up. Do Not Want. So, like a good girl, I took a dose of cough syrup before going to bed. And my lungs tried to make a break for it. Really, lungs? Really? Just exactly what are you plans, assuming I do manage to cough you up onto my lap, anyway? So, now I'm sitting up, because I cough less sitting up. And I'm going to try to fall asleep. Which, as I mentioned, I hate doing while sitting up. But I am a) dog tired, b) have already taken the fucking cough suppressant, and c) too tired to do anything else.

Also on the list of things I really, truly hate: coughing.