Conversations with myself
Dec. 19th, 2015 06:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lydyMe: Go to sleep. Really, please.
Me: But I got a shiny new phone. NEW PHONE!
Me: Yes, which you have had for hours. And you have activated it. And you have played with it. And you have loaded the "Dumb Ways to Die" game on it and played that, too. Now go to sleep.
Me: Did you not hear me? NEW PHONE!
Me: Yes, yes, new phone. I get that. But it's bloody well six in the morning, and you have to be at a Board meeting at two, which is like, eight hours from now, and you're not even playing with the damn thing at the moment, you're on your computer reading File770 obsessively. Go the Fuck to Sleep!
Me: You don't get it, do you. NEW PHONE! Phone! Which is New! Also, sleep is for wimps.
Me: Look, you are leaving for NYC next Thursday, you have a million chores to accomplish before you go to work Tuesday night, you have several social engagements, a board meeting, and you need to sleep. RIGHT NOW.
Me: You're just not getting it, are you? I have a PHONE. Which is NEW. And also, I don't want to sleep, and if you wanted me to sleep, why did you make me coffee?
Me: Oh, for pity's sake. That coffee was eight hours ago. You can't blame me for that, now.
Me: Oh, ok. Not the coffee, then. NEW PHONE.
Me: Go To Sleep, or I'll take your phone away.
Me: You and what army?
Me: Fine, I'm just gonna go tell all of LJ what a pain you're being.
Me: They won't care. They'll all want to see my NEW PHONE!
Me: But I got a shiny new phone. NEW PHONE!
Me: Yes, which you have had for hours. And you have activated it. And you have played with it. And you have loaded the "Dumb Ways to Die" game on it and played that, too. Now go to sleep.
Me: Did you not hear me? NEW PHONE!
Me: Yes, yes, new phone. I get that. But it's bloody well six in the morning, and you have to be at a Board meeting at two, which is like, eight hours from now, and you're not even playing with the damn thing at the moment, you're on your computer reading File770 obsessively. Go the Fuck to Sleep!
Me: You don't get it, do you. NEW PHONE! Phone! Which is New! Also, sleep is for wimps.
Me: Look, you are leaving for NYC next Thursday, you have a million chores to accomplish before you go to work Tuesday night, you have several social engagements, a board meeting, and you need to sleep. RIGHT NOW.
Me: You're just not getting it, are you? I have a PHONE. Which is NEW. And also, I don't want to sleep, and if you wanted me to sleep, why did you make me coffee?
Me: Oh, for pity's sake. That coffee was eight hours ago. You can't blame me for that, now.
Me: Oh, ok. Not the coffee, then. NEW PHONE.
Me: Go To Sleep, or I'll take your phone away.
Me: You and what army?
Me: Fine, I'm just gonna go tell all of LJ what a pain you're being.
Me: They won't care. They'll all want to see my NEW PHONE!
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w00t!
Date: 2015-12-19 01:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-19 08:07 pm (UTC)on the new fone.
I had something similar
sleep ?
what's that
who wants to sleep
I've got a new felting machine
I want to felt everything in the house
all those chicken hats
need to be felted
no we need to sleep
and you are not felting the chicken hats
the machine is staying in the box
and you will sleep
we have to sleep
but we can get out mom's loom
mom said we should
no-that's mom's loom
but we can felt the weaving
we Must sleep
I don't need to sleep
I want to play
oy I didn't get wiser just more persistent