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[lydy]

From a lab report I received today:

Specimen Description: Vagina
Wet Prep: Few Clue cells seen

Well. I guess that settles that.

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[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

The Clue Fairy, when using a clue-by-four, rarely hits people in that region. People do entirely too much thinking there, and it never involves clues.

[lydy.livejournal.com]

Seems like she's missing a good bet, then.

I've always liked the way technical speech sounds when taken out of context. I used to work for the Bone Marrow Clinic. Patients with breast cancer were, of course, referred to as breasts, which led to such colorful statements as, "I can't believe how many breasts we've got! I've got breasts coming out of the walls." Or, almost as good, " Jane can't be in that day. Do you suppose John could handle the breast?"

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Do you suppose John could handle the breast?

And what about Agatha? Tune in tomorrow, when we'll hear:
"Christ, I was so drunk last night..."

Or just read http://www.nice-tits.org/ and enjoy.

[marsgov.livejournal.com]

I am trying very, very hard not to make the comments I want to make...