Slammed in the Worldcon by Chuck Tingle

If you don't know what I'm talking about...no I can't explain. It would take too long. But Naomi Kritzer has a wizard idea: ribbons for Worldcon that say "secretly Chuck Tingle".

I would like to see this happen. Am willing to buy ribbons, if enough people are interested in wearing them. So, some questions:

If you are going to be at Worldcon, would you wear this ribbon if I gave it to you?

Do you want a ribbon even if you aren't going to be at Worldcon?

I think the ribbons should be rainbow colored, what do you think?

Anybody have a favorite provider for said ribbons? (Also, should they be the three or the four inch? I've never done this before.)

If anybody thinks this is a very bad idea, do please tell me. At the moment, I think it's genius.